A recipe for fiction

Ingredients:
-Fog, thick as pea soup, has enveloped the island. Things are not what they seem.
-Just finished reading an article on a 18th century prairie Madame.
-I desire to blow a great big hole in the "nice, mousy" knitter stereotype.
Method:
Pour ingredients into a mixing bowl and stir. Bake at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.
Yields:
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